- Stoplights are completely optional.
- There are approximately 3 hair salons and coffee bars for every person in Sherman.
- 9 out of 10 people you meet in Grayson County are Master Gardeners.
- For some reason, people in Sherman think it’s better than Denison.
- Only 10% of the population works full time. The rest are in front of me at the drive-thru at Walgreens.
- The Walgreens will be closed 25% of the time.
- Nautilus only has classes for people who don’t work.
- People only meet at church.
- The people with the worst behaved dogs will have them off-leash at Herman Baker.